More Vivienne x Melissa Shoe Love

Lady Pants

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RE: Purchasing

ATTN: Male Readers - you can tune out now, unless you are into feet and shoes, in which case, knock yourselves out, sweethearts (blatant gender stereotyping *cough*).

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Purchased online after months of lust at 2am Saturday morning.

Don't ask me where I'll wear these, what I'll wear them with, or even if I'll be able to walk in them.

A whole lotta Hermes - the Greek God, not the brand - with a healthy smattering of Japanese Geisha girl.

If I could fuck a shoe, these would be it.

They look a bit like shoes for polio sufferers, don't they? Or at least slightly orthotic.

And yet... I WANT. RIGHT NOW.

The ugly/beautiful specimen in motion

Vivienne Westwood, fuck I love you.